Wine Demotivational Poster
HOW TO ENJOY A FINE WINE - 1) Open the bottle to allow it to breathe. 2) If it does not look like it's breathing, give it mouth to mouth.
"Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" -
JACK DANIELS - Comes alive when you add coke....Unlike Amy Winehouse
AS WE GET OLDER - We need glasses...
HERE IS A GREYHOUND - with a wine glass on its head Your argument is invalid
ANGRY BIRDS -
WINE - Now cheaper than gas. Drink. Don't drive.
LIFE GETS HARDER AS WE GET OLDER - When we were born, all we had to do was cry and we'd get boobies. Nowadays we have to wine 'em, dine 'em, and there's still no guarantee.
CHEAP WINE - helping us live the poetry that we cannot write
WINE ETIQUETTE -
AMY WINEHOUSE - Celebrating one year of sobriety ...
FRENCH MILITARY - There is a reason they were conquered in WWII
NO WINE BEFORE IT'S TIME -
DOCTOR SAID... - only one glass of wine a day...
AMY WINEHOUSE - She really got carried away this time ...
THE OLDSCHOOL -
too much stress -
JESUS CHRIST - So what if he turned water into wine. I once turned a student loan into Vodka. I bet he can't beat that...
SWINE FLU - The effects can last a life time.
WTF!? - I ordered white wine!
WINE - I wonder if that's Merlot or Pinot Noir.
EPIC JUNKIE - No-one can do it better than Amy can!
THEY TRIED TO SEND ME TO REHAB - And I said no, no, no ...
CHICKEN WINGS -
ANOTHER ONE GONE TOO SOON - She burned the candle at both ends until it burned out
EPIC FUGLY - Two pieces of silicone can not overcome the effect of your fugliness
AMY WINEHOUSE - Looks like the "27 Club" just signed a new member
SPOT THE DIFFERENCE - One is an ugly, fiendish creature that doesn't know what planet it's on. The other is an alien.
BOX O' STUPID PEOPLE - A few more of these and things may just work out.
THE WOMAN WHO SLEPT THRU CHRISTMAS -
BACON - EVEN THE PIGS LIKE IT -
FINE WINE - My wife told me she was like fine wine, getting better with age So I locked her in the cellar
USA - The image sums it all up.
PLEASE JOIN ME - This is a delightful table, we'll have some wine and... OH MY GOD, WE'RE IN A HUGE SKULL!!
SWINE FLU - Right, SURE you don't have it. We're just trying to be safe. Really, we promise.
AGELESS - LIKE A FINE WINE A GOOD-LOOKING WOMAN GETS BETTER WITH A GE
IT MAY SEEM TOO SIMPLE - but he's not wrong.
THE JOY OF BEING SINGLE -
SWINE FLU -
EQUINE FLU - Thanks a lot, you dumb broad.
HELLO KITTY WINE - How Cubby loosens up the ladies! Better than Jesus Juice
OMFG!!! - SHOOT IT!!!
H1N1 PREVENTION 101 -
SOMETIMES - the perfect gift comes along
Weekend Survival Kit -
RED WINE -
PERVERTS - You all thought it didn't you. You disgust me.
I WILL NOT STOP - ...beaching and wine-ing!
EXCUSE ME!?!? - I SAID NO BASIL!!!!
SWINE FLU? - More like swine wade down the river until you pass out from dehydration, die, then leave your rotting carcass for the vultures, Piglet.
SWINE FLU - Avoid it anyway you can
IT ISN'T SUCH A BAD THING - Especially when you do it with friends .
WINE LOVER -
IF YOU COULD ONLY - pour straight to the blood stream without a pesky needle.
WOMEN ARE LIKE WINE -
THE LAST SUPPER -
BLUE NUN -
STACKED BY WINERACK -
AMY WINEHOUSE -
OMG! - It's Jesus!!! Jesus has returned!
The Hedonist -
I LIKE MY WINE -
THIS PARTY SUCKS - Let there be wine !
AMY WINEHOUSE - She's gone to a better place. Glasgow Glue Factory.
'SCUSE ME... - Could I get a bottle of your finest wine in a box???
WATER INTO WINE - Big deal! I once turned and entire student loan into beer! Your move Jesus!!!
THE SWINE -
SO YOUNG! SO ANGRY! - DAMN! That RAP-MUSIC!
EVIL - EEEEEVVVVIIIIIILLLLL
PLIGHT OF THE CONCORD -
MENTAL NOTE -
LET THE PAIN FLOW OUT IN A RIVER -
THE OFFICIAL WINE ERROR MESSAGE - My wife now thinks when a blue screen pops up she'll get a free case
BRITISH THEATER -
BEAUJOLAIS NOUVEAU -
HOT FOR TEACHER - The lesson plan. Swine Flu
THE PLAN - They are smarter than you think.
SWINE FLU - ur child haz it.
WHITE CHRISTMAS - Here's wishing you one.
SWINE FLU - ... not an issue in California
PREVENTING THE SWINE FLU - Just got REAL sexy!
DECONTAMINATION UNIT - For Swine Flu
Homemade Wine -
Motifake Posters -
* 'tis the season * -
Reduce the Wine -
UN WIND -
Don't Ask -
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