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Wine Demotivational Poster


HOW TO ENJOY A FINE WINE - 1) Open the bottle to allow it to breathe. 2) If it does not look like it's breathing, give it mouth to mouth.




"Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" -


TAGS: work bar wine antidote virus
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Ism

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2015, 2:29 pm
What? Work? In thi5 world? Poppyc*ck! They've given us an incentive to work: MONEY!Just enough to eat and wipe our a$$.
Silverheart - August 18, 2013, 3:33 pm

I'm gonna need this on a tshirt... to wear every monday. 5(million)Lions on this one, Ism. Love your (semi)daily ISM News!


JACK DANIELS - Comes alive when you add coke....Unlike Amy Winehouse


TAGS: jack daniels winehouse
Rating: 4.35/5

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RONHUSTLEMAN - May 6, 2013, 10:07 am
ouch
Coombsy007 - July 29, 2011, 9:37 pm
Mate same here I put this up.on Facebook and half my friends laughed the other half whinged
mafia107c - July 29, 2011, 6:20 pm
i laughed. my girl didnt. she's a fan sadly
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 12:40 am
Yes and Ice can lift the spirit...
Coombsy007 - July 27, 2011, 11:51 pm
Thanks for the votes guys, this is the first ever demotivational I've made


AS WE GET OLDER - We need glasses...




RECOGNITION -


TAGS: amy winehouse congratulations sober
Rating: 4.82/5

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Cyberhagen - July 29, 2011, 2:30 pm
Oh snap... damn
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 28, 2011, 8:41 am
Beautiful.
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 3:03 am
No, I made sure - It was definately over 48 hours
lerowa - July 28, 2011, 2:10 am
Ouch. lil too soon
tellitlikeitis - July 26, 2011, 10:16 pm
Ok, that's good.
forseti - July 26, 2011, 2:59 pm
you will meet her in hell for that! 5 bottles!
Airman - July 26, 2011, 12:32 pm
lol
crankyhead - July 26, 2011, 12:03 pm
5uperb


HERE IS A GREYHOUND - with a wine glass on its head Your argument is invalid


TAGS: greyhound dog wine glass
Rating: 4.29/5

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Sean - July 26, 2011, 11:36 am
I regret to advise that this comment adds nothing to allesc's rudimentary understanding of the internets. Accordingly, I shall be petitioning the petitioning the United Nations for a resolution to have it removoed. That is all.
ICEMAN - July 26, 2011, 1:13 am
Are you sure it isn't a wine glass with a greyhound on it's ass?
5150monkeylove - January 20, 2011, 10:14 pm
test tease...lol
Sean - January 12, 2011, 12:46 pm
It's a freakin' greyhound,allesc. Sure, if it was a Scottich Terrier-Poodle mix, the logic might not be as unassailable ... but I repeat, that's a freakin' greyhound WITH a wine glass on his head.
Faceplant31 - January 12, 2011, 12:35 pm
Are you new to the interwebs allesc?
allesc - January 12, 2011, 11:46 am
What argument? i dont get it
ICEMAN - January 3, 2011, 7:11 pm
Well... OH YEAH!!!


WINE -


TAGS: cooking wine humor
Rating: 4.87/5

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koag - April 19, 2013, 4:05 pm
I love the quote too but it's from WC Fields not Julia Child
Sho - March 21, 2012, 11:32 pm
Love the picture theme. 5L
lgvernon - March 21, 2012, 10:51 pm

Had I had the slightest inkling it came from Julia, I would have~~It's something I've said for years.
Iconoclast - March 21, 2012, 10:34 pm
I love the quote, but you should have identified it as from Julia Child. 5L & favorite, anyway.


ANGRY BIRDS -


TAGS: swine glass houses on notice
Rating: 4.78/5

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spacedog - August 13, 2012, 11:13 pm
Thanks guys.
crankyhead - August 13, 2012, 5:57 pm
5ma5hing
Airman - August 13, 2012, 4:16 pm
LOL!


ROMANCE -


TAGS: wine talking
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:09 am
Now that's a cold slap to the groin, lol!


WINE - Now cheaper than gas. Drink. Don't drive.


TAGS: fuel wine prices
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 16, 2012, 3:26 am
Yep but tried it out and dammit finished the bottle and didn't move an inch. Gonna have to get another bottle and try again teehee thanks for the vote and comment.
ughomer - September 15, 2012, 7:07 pm
More Prissy logic? 5L, Prissy!


LIFE GETS HARDER AS WE GET OLDER - When we were born, all we had to do was cry and we'd get boobies. Nowadays we have to wine 'em, dine 'em, and there's still no guarantee.


TAGS: baby boobies life unfair wine
Rating: 4.63/5

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carebear - March 23, 2012, 4:41 pm
(carebear BANNED)


CHEAP WINE - helping us live the poetry that we cannot write


TAGS: cheap wine day
Rating: 4.38/5

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agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 5:43 pm
Despite Derek's kudos, this is a great one.
gil - March 1, 2010, 7:51 am
thank you Derek
Derek - February 28, 2010, 3:38 pm
Your best (I think) *****


WINE ETIQUETTE -




AMY WINEHOUSE - Celebrating one year of sobriety ...


TAGS: amy winehouse celebrating year sobriety
Rating: 4.13/5

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vilnius - July 24, 2012, 9:52 am
"Rehab" goes down in history as the most ironic song ever!


FRENCH MILITARY - There is a reason they were conquered in WWII


TAGS: chicken france french wine beret cigarette
Rating: 3.52/5

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Aurielius - December 13, 2015, 10:54 am
Wagram, Austerlitz, Jena, Marengo, Borodino, Lutzen..then 100yrs later Marne, Ypres, Pachendale..just to name a few that dispute the theory.
agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 10:12 pm
And proper wine etiquette.... white wine with a white flag!
GreyScorpion - May 1, 2010, 10:02 pm
you catch on fast. nice, aren't you happier with this one? 5L


NO WINE BEFORE IT'S TIME -


TAGS: wine
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 15, 2012, 9:31 am
And there you have gentlemen, the humble beginnings to the phrase you will catch most women using at the bar by about the 7th glass....oooo I LOVE this song! I raise a 5Litre glass to ya!


DOCTOR SAID... - only one glass of wine a day...


TAGS: wine
Rating: 4.25/5

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AMY WINEHOUSE - She really got carried away this time ...




THE OLDSCHOOL -


TAGS: ubuntu linux wine windows tits
Rating: 4.72/5

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culos - November 11, 2010, 7:04 am
Only if you need it I guess, I wouldn't know...
panic8 - November 11, 2010, 6:01 am
Power of imagination = Viagra?
forseti - November 11, 2010, 5:53 am
LOL... Meat Whip & Meat Lolly/Lollipop are nice too
culos - November 11, 2010, 5:40 am
love rod, meat popsicle, middle stump, mushroom head, yogurt slinger, pecker, pork sword, purple-helmeted warrior, spawn hammer, tool, tubesteak, wang, whoopie stick, willy, yingyang and the moisture and heat seeking venomous throbbing python of love...
culos - November 11, 2010, 5:39 am
You got it, it's also know as baby-arm, beaver basher, bratwurst, cranny axe, cum gun, custard launcher, pudding buks, flesh flute, fudge sickle, groin ferret, heat-seeking moisture missile, Johnson, joystick, kickstand, knob, lizard,
forseti - November 11, 2010, 5:18 am
Culos? Is that the same like penis, jodokio, de stijve, snikkel, plassertje, leuter, piemel??
panic8 - November 11, 2010, 5:06 am
Welcome to the next level: When was the last time you played with yourself without internet porn?
culos - November 11, 2010, 5:00 am
I guess it's a language problem, please note imagination is probably yet another synonym for schwanz, schlong, wiener, woody, trouser snake, one eyed giant and many, many more...
forseti - November 11, 2010, 4:23 am
I don't get it. Don't try to explain! And please don't keep me from playing my anime games on my playstation 3 any longer!


too much stress -


TAGS: stressed wine grape
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - November 14, 2013, 9:51 pm
Thanks spacedog! :)
spacedog - November 14, 2013, 5:47 pm
Nice one chickenlittle.


JESUS CHRIST - So what if he turned water into wine. I once turned a student loan into Vodka. I bet he can't beat that...


TAGS: jesus vodka wine religion
Rating: 3.03/5

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forseti - July 21, 2010, 3:38 pm
If Jebus can't, I can... ;)
angelous - July 21, 2010, 1:05 pm
You're just bad... LOL


SWINE FLU - The effects can last a life time.


TAGS: swine flu pig human shoop photoshop virus
Rating: 2.36/5

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Scorpio - May 31, 2009, 4:11 pm
I'm just a simple HyperPig. Nothing wrong with that.


WTF!? - I ordered white wine!


TAGS: dogs animals funny wine dinner
Rating: 3.81/5

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LogicDude - July 30, 2009, 11:12 am
Basil Q. Houndtooth, Esquire, to be exact!
agdaniele - July 30, 2009, 12:42 am
Red wine with basil.


WINE - I wonder if that's Merlot or Pinot Noir.


TAGS: wine johnny depp wonder drink
Rating: 3.14/5

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hermit57 - May 20, 2012, 12:07 am
Wine? What wine?
Zetmonk - May 16, 2012, 6:08 am
It shoud've been rum.


EPIC JUNKIE - No-one can do it better than Amy can!




INTELLECT -


TAGS: simplicity life wine music happiness
Rating: 4.9/5

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5150monkeylove - November 1, 2010, 12:37 pm
Mad dog and T-bird, companion pets till the end
angelous - November 1, 2010, 9:14 am
Very deep sir. 5L.


THEY TRIED TO SEND ME TO REHAB - And I said no, no, no ...


TAGS: amy winehouse rehab said no
Rating: 4.21/5

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tellitlikeitis - July 25, 2011, 10:17 pm
It's truly a shame. I listened to her voice on U-Tube today. I had no idea her voice was so beautiful sounding.
BoneCD - July 25, 2011, 6:41 pm
Toes up...face down...One or the other
Alixian - July 25, 2011, 4:16 am
It is unfortunate that she died young, but if you look at her at the start of her career and look at her now, you'll see she threw her life away. No one forced her into drugs & drink.
AdmiralAckbar - July 25, 2011, 2:17 am
A tribute to the human condition.
Budog - July 24, 2011, 10:11 pm
Yeah, I am surprised they haven't found Lindsay Lohan toes up yet...
motinet - July 24, 2011, 9:05 pm

Kinda sad how you cant find a single person who didnt expect this to happen, and yet no one could stop it.


CHICKEN WINGS -




ANOTHER ONE GONE TOO SOON - She burned the candle at both ends until it burned out


TAGS: amy winehouse burned out soon
Rating: 4.36/5

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tellitlikeitis - July 26, 2011, 10:39 pm
Hilarious, siblings?
Thunderstrike - July 25, 2011, 6:01 pm
A great entertainer like dear Mr. Richards deserves to hang around. What did Amy do again??
Kspace - July 24, 2011, 9:59 am
Keith Richards stopped shooting heroin and started freebasing embalming fluid sometime in the mid 1980s.
AdmiralAckbar - July 24, 2011, 4:32 am
The question is how Kieth Richards is still alive and she dies. She had to be one hardcore partier or she refused to sign the deal in blood.
AdmiralAckbar - July 24, 2011, 4:29 am
Wow this is just such a tragedy. Who would have thought that a young talented celebrity such as this would die so young...cough. I am trying here but I had her on my celebrity deathliest for last year.
Reality Lord - July 23, 2011, 11:57 pm

man you beat me to this one. had it in my head since i heard the news. nice


EPIC FUGLY - Two pieces of silicone can not overcome the effect of your fugliness


TAGS: amy winehouse is the ugliest creature on earth
Rating: 2.14/5

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rerun - April 1, 2010, 9:22 pm

Yeo, really? This is actually a "good" pic of her.
[email protected] - April 1, 2010, 9:21 pm
BUT with strength and preserverance i could still get it up to titty-bang her
forseti - April 1, 2010, 4:48 pm
tell me something new...


DILEMMA -


TAGS: love wine hangover
Rating: 4.97/5

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spaidor - March 28, 2013, 12:44 am
remember: WINE CAN TURN TO VINEGAR...


WINE -


TAGS: wine women down easy rerun
Rating: 4.85/5

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SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 11:33 am
very funny 5L
fascistfrenchman - December 7, 2010, 6:30 pm
I'd like a bath of that wine ;)
Reality Lord - December 6, 2010, 9:37 pm

epic


AMY WINEHOUSE - Looks like the "27 Club" just signed a new member




SPOT THE DIFFERENCE - One is an ugly, fiendish creature that doesn't know what planet it's on. The other is an alien.


TAGS: amy winehouse ugly fiendish alien planet creature
Rating: 4.25/5

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Doc - December 28, 2009, 12:20 am
Yep, safer to hang with the xenomorph any day. Sings better too.
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 9:44 pm
lol That's a five. Clever.


BOX O' STUPID PEOPLE - A few more of these and things may just work out.




THE WOMAN WHO SLEPT THRU CHRISTMAS -




BACON - EVEN THE PIGS LIKE IT -




FINE WINE - My wife told me she was like fine wine, getting better with age So I locked her in the cellar


TAGS: wife better like wine
Rating: 4.92/5

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mariand - July 13, 2011, 5:13 pm
hahaha... this is a good one... 5 bottles for you


USA - The image sums it all up.


TAGS: world view usa wine vietnam nukes war
Rating: 3.31/5

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suzieq - January 27, 2012, 11:42 am
man this is g55d
TheGrayFox - May 22, 2010, 9:01 am
Freaking funny
Spangle - September 20, 2009, 7:39 pm
I'll have you know it's pointed at the republic of ireland, not england.
Me - September 18, 2009, 7:59 pm
If England is the 52nd State...whats the 51st?
superduper - April 27, 2009, 3:28 pm
Telemarketing would have been cool in india. Also Drunk commies would have been good instead of drunk losers.
Nonsense - April 4, 2009, 7:44 pm
Where's India? It needs "Tech Support"!
Signe - February 14, 2009, 9:40 am
Aww thank you :D
Khatmonsuk - February 14, 2009, 4:42 am
Respond to Signe: Yeah I know xD. And I got a little bit mad cause they didnt drawn Sweden. Otherwise it would say: "Pretty girls"
Signe - February 13, 2009, 8:16 pm
Sweden is pretty much in the ocean in this picture... Not even drawn there


PLEASE JOIN ME - This is a delightful table, we'll have some wine and... OH MY GOD, WE'RE IN A HUGE SKULL!!


TAGS: skull optical illusion doris wine table funny
Rating: 2.86/5

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wolfie - April 20, 2009, 6:02 pm
now there's an interesting analogy on love
Khatmonsuk - February 14, 2009, 4:47 am
Hahahahaha x).


SWINE FLU - Right, SURE you don't have it. We're just trying to be safe. Really, we promise.


TAGS: swine flu
Rating: 2.57/5

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AGELESS - LIKE A FINE WINE A GOOD-LOOKING WOMAN GETS BETTER WITH A GE


TAGS: age woman christie beauty wine
Rating: 4.8/5

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OmegaReaper - May 23, 2012, 8:45 am
And like a fine wine everything has to end some day
blesic - November 27, 2011, 10:23 am
She sure does
maoworks2 - November 27, 2011, 10:19 am
She Looks Like She's Seen God
Reality Lord - November 27, 2011, 6:46 am

the police chick in the back ground...why do i get the feeling she's going for the pepper spray. lt john pike....meme...FTW!!!


IT MAY SEEM TOO SIMPLE - but he's not wrong.




THE JOY OF BEING SINGLE -


TAGS: drinking wine in bed
Rating: 4.13/5

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rerun - September 18, 2011, 8:38 am

Allie taught me a few things, but this is supposed to be a family friendly plane. We can flip Matthew Broderick for the hat....call it, he is in the air.
Sean - September 17, 2011, 11:09 pm
P.s. I want my fucking hat back. And NO I will NOT play poker with you for it!
Sean - September 17, 2011, 11:07 pm
Strip poker with uggos is a lot like global nuclear war: the only way to win is to not play the game. Didn't Allie Sheedy and Matthew Broderick teach you ANYTHING in the eighties?!?!?!
rerun - September 17, 2011, 10:21 pm

I have the freaking hat, Carlton lost it to me in a game of strip poker....it wasn't a pretty site, nor did if feel good to win.
Sean - September 17, 2011, 6:27 pm
Dude still has my hat. Said if it landed on him one more time, he'd keep it. Well wouldn't you know it. Beautiful fall day ... and I just had to turn world on with my smile ....
Airman - September 16, 2011, 10:42 am
I bet you knew Carlton the door man
Sean - September 15, 2011, 6:03 pm
I'll bet you could turn the world on with your smile. You know? Take a nothing day, and, and ... suddenly make it all seem worthwhile.


SWINE FLU -




EQUINE FLU - Thanks a lot, you dumb broad.


TAGS: swine flu
Rating: 2.54/5

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BoneCD - October 22, 2009, 2:07 pm
There were no horses harmed in the production of this 5 Poodle MotiFake


HELLO KITTY WINE - How Cubby loosens up the ladies! Better than Jesus Juice


TAGS: wine
Rating: 3.94/5

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hangmanheadphones - October 5, 2010, 6:08 am
Dear lord, I think I need a drink. 5/5


OMFG!!! - SHOOT IT!!!


TAGS: winehouse
Rating: 3.03/5

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That Slight Sting - September 7, 2009, 5:40 pm
Kill it! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
pervo - November 6, 2008, 7:20 pm
Come on! It's Scott's mum!
Porcelina - September 29, 2008, 7:02 pm
MYSPACE PHOTO OP
destro - September 20, 2008, 12:58 pm
ahahahahahahahaha


H1N1 PREVENTION 101 -




SOMETIMES - the perfect gift comes along


TAGS: misspriss wine glass
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 13, 2012, 3:08 pm
No seriously 5L for the poster...luv it!
MissPriss - November 13, 2012, 3:06 pm
Okay airman....5L for the poster...certainly NOT for giving me just the damn glass! tee hic


Weekend Survival Kit -


TAGS: weekend survival wine crazy straw
Rating: 4.8/5

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falloutghoul - April 18, 2013, 6:15 pm
This Saturday is 4/20. ;-)


VENERATION -


TAGS: respect wine ex
Rating: 4.67/5

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RED WINE -


TAGS: sexism day give your wife red wine so she wont talk about your boss sleeping with his secretary
Rating: 4.64/5

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agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 10:35 pm
Priceless. 5L
Airman - June 17, 2010, 2:09 pm
LOL
Faceplant31 - June 17, 2010, 1:47 pm
I love it! 5 Bottles of Red Wine for you for the misses Jake!


PERVERTS - You all thought it didn't you. You disgust me.


TAGS: disgust perverts wine glass
Rating: 3.91/5

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Derek - March 24, 2010, 2:52 pm
Fabulous :})
GreyScorpion - March 24, 2010, 11:47 am
then she'd be European. 5L
forseti - March 24, 2010, 11:45 am
Thank God it's not a pitcher...


I WILL NOT STOP - ...beaching and wine-ing!




EXCUSE ME!?!? - I SAID NO BASIL!!!!




SWINE FLU? - More like swine wade down the river until you pass out from dehydration, die, then leave your rotting carcass for the vultures, Piglet.


TAGS: swine flu
Rating: 2.85/5

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SWINE FLU - Avoid it anyway you can




IT ISN'T SUCH A BAD THING - Especially when you do it with friends .




WINE LOVER -




REGRETS -




IF YOU COULD ONLY - pour straight to the blood stream without a pesky needle.




WOMEN ARE LIKE WINE -


TAGS: febchallenge cheap wine
Rating: 4.24/5

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agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 5:44 pm
Fruity? 5L
Faceplant31 - March 1, 2010, 11:11 am
AMSOME SIR!


THE LAST SUPPER -


TAGS: last supper bread wine stag party
Rating: 4.19/5

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boatoaf - March 3, 2011, 10:05 am
Love your stuff!
steph1 - March 3, 2011, 3:24 am
yea, i probably will - karma struck the moment i submitted
Reality Lord - March 2, 2011, 11:15 pm

you shall burn in hell for sure. niiiiiiiice steph....lol.


BLUE NUN -


TAGS: blue nun wine after prayer delight
Rating: 3.64/5

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Drenix - April 27, 2009, 12:27 pm
Purple Nun: Is watching you


STACKED BY WINERACK -


TAGS: bra wine suck tits
Rating: 3.5/5

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8amdriveby - May 5, 2011, 7:06 am
@none BULLS%$^! you apparently haven't been in any coed gyms colleges or high schools lately (or ever for that matter...)
shmoe13 - January 31, 2011, 4:43 am
@NONE what is ur problem bagging on everyone seriously just cuz ur a woman doesnt give u the right to frickin start bashing everyone like ur better than us chances are that ur an unattractive fat sleazy looking woman. so dont go thinking ur better than us
Noneofyourbusiness - January 30, 2011, 6:20 pm
Good thing we women don't pressure you men to have big d*cks or big muscles, because I doubt anyone on this site has either of the two.
rerun - July 22, 2010, 7:06 pm

motorboat until you are drunk.....like it


AMY WINEHOUSE -




OMG! - It's Jesus!!! Jesus has returned!


TAGS: jesus wine bread fish
Rating: 1.89/5
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 21, 2008, 1:50 am
Yea, turns out Jesus is an acid casualty from the sixties. He's a little OCD about wearing his meals before eating them. We just nod our heads and say "Sure, Jesus, you do what you have to do." sigh.


The Hedonist -


TAGS: half full empty more wine
Rating: 4.75/5

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GaryO - April 18, 2013, 3:47 pm
Love it…..and why not dial in yer sights on the best...just no dribbling. cheers
Ism - April 18, 2013, 3:41 pm
Look no disrespect was intended... however when an Upstart is practicing basketball he imagines himself Dunking on the Best... Let a Man Dream... & technically i am Humble... cause i am much Greater than i think I am...
GaryO - April 18, 2013, 11:36 am
Huh, seems yer glass is now full of it……Airman made a lot of really good posters, and I do enjoy yours, but there is no match for Airman’s quality/quantity ratio. His glass overflowed. I do wish you well though…
Greeny - April 18, 2013, 7:45 am
Silence is the virtue of those who are not wise Silence is wisdom and gets a man friends Silence is wisdom when speaking is folly
Ism - April 18, 2013, 5:51 am
TYVM Rerun... I've been expecting this Chat... Ever since I began to feel my MotiSeedling was beginning to Blossom with me being so close in numbers of Posters to make Top Creators list... I'm coming for your Title Airman =.=
rerun - April 17, 2013, 8:56 pm

Ism, you have been making some good stuff lately, keep them coming


I LIKE MY WINE -


TAGS: febchallenge cheap wine
Rating: 4.33/5

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hangmanheadphones - October 17, 2010, 8:54 am
There you go. But also easy to swallow. ... Hm, worse than I thought it would be.
ICEMAN - May 17, 2010, 11:47 pm
So you just volunteer your time then?
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 11:32 pm
Never got paid to dress one up.
ICEMAN - May 17, 2010, 11:27 pm
We thought you were???
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 11:17 pm
I like mine aged, chilled, sharp on the tongue, and a hint of tannin and oak. I should just be a mortician. 5L
BoneCD - March 1, 2010, 8:12 am
the pic...the lines...the who;e thing works very well indeed. 5 commando Poodles with a 6 of Bartles and James


THIS PARTY SUCKS - Let there be wine !


TAGS: party sucks let be wine
Rating: 4.25/5

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maoworks2 - May 4, 2012, 2:05 pm
It's Friday.


AMY WINEHOUSE - She's gone to a better place. Glasgow Glue Factory.




'SCUSE ME... - Could I get a bottle of your finest wine in a box???


TAGS: cheap wine day
Rating: 3.69/5

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WATER INTO WINE - Big deal! I once turned and entire student loan into beer! Your move Jesus!!!


TAGS: jesus water wine
Rating: 3.61/5

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MO - March 10, 2010, 1:23 pm
5 urinal cakes! For all the trips to the pisser.
Fatt Matt - March 10, 2010, 12:44 pm
HAHAHAH! 5 kegs for you
aerofiend - March 10, 2010, 8:20 am
I don't know why, but this made me lol.


THE SWINE -


TAGS: swine flu
Rating: 2.94/5
MO - July 13, 2009, 5:07 pm
Trash!!! You wash your fingers off!!! (mouth out) BE NICE TO THE PIGS!!!! Sorry, i'm a little partial to them.
TheTrashHeap - July 13, 2009, 2:30 pm
Mary had a little pig, n nShe kept it fat and plastered: n nAnd when the price of pork went up, n nShe shot the little bastard
Plug In Baby - May 27, 2009, 5:22 am
EHHHHHHH..... It's ok.


SO YOUNG! SO ANGRY! - DAMN! That RAP-MUSIC!




EVIL - EEEEEVVVVIIIIIILLLLL


TAGS: revenge assignment yes i know swine flu has nothing to do with pigs timmy
Rating: 2.33/5

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phydeaux - April 8, 2010, 1:26 pm
I have to admit, I saw this pic...and couldn't do a damn thing with it at all. I'm sorry Pie, but you seem to have fared little better here.
pieman - April 8, 2010, 11:46 am
Thx for the feedback. One of those things that sounded funnier in my head.
Faceplant31 - April 8, 2010, 11:12 am
2L only because the mention of bacon and revenge. Other than that your text did nothin for the pic Pieman.


PLIGHT OF THE CONCORD -


TAGS: wine grape shudder tough love
Rating: 4.9/5

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Cubbybear - September 23, 2010, 10:20 pm
Nice feet 5/5


WINNING -


TAGS: amy winehouse memoriam
Rating: 4.52/5

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Reality Lord - July 26, 2011, 5:14 pm

very old quote ...if i had the author's name i wouyld have ioncluded it but...meh. and ty for the 5
kimzter - July 26, 2011, 1:02 am
its an old quote but really suited amy winehouse 5'd it


MENTAL NOTE -




LET THE PAIN FLOW OUT IN A RIVER -




THE OFFICIAL WINE ERROR MESSAGE - My wife now thinks when a blue screen pops up she'll get a free case


TAGS: wine error
Rating: 4.29/5

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BRITISH THEATER -




BEAUJOLAIS NOUVEAU -


TAGS: wine alcohol drunk
Rating: 3.11/5

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Derek - September 30, 2009, 9:14 pm
You've got to get it very fresh.


HOT FOR TEACHER - The lesson plan. Swine Flu




THE PLAN - They are smarter than you think.


TAGS: swine flu
Rating: 2.71/5

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SWINE FLU - ur child haz it.


TAGS: swine flu
Rating: 2.7/5


WHITE CHRISTMAS - Here's wishing you one.




SWINE FLU - ... not an issue in California




Nostalgia -


TAGS: roaches wine
Rating: 2.29/5

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Sean - August 14, 2009, 1:34 pm
Yep, the roaches wouldn't touch the stuff ... those low-class little no-accouts!
LogicDude - August 14, 2009, 11:44 am
LOL @ bOB!
bOB cHIN - August 14, 2009, 11:29 am
My sommelier...beady eyed little bastard knows a fine vintage when he smells it.
rick - October 3, 2008, 5:34 pm
two-buck Chuck!!


PREVENTING THE SWINE FLU - Just got REAL sexy!


TAGS: swine flu chick
Rating: 2/5

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CANADA - November 29, 2009, 3:58 pm
this would have been funnier as a vagisil ad


DECONTAMINATION UNIT - For Swine Flu




Homemade Wine -


TAGS: skull homemade wine posion
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 5, 2014, 11:05 am
Nice! That's the best kind.
Greeny - February 5, 2014, 7:07 am
I was once given a bottle of “Château de Lowe”, made by “State of the Art Foot Press Process”. It had the bouquet of a fine lighter fluid.


DEATH -


TAGS: eat wine soul
Rating: 5/5

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NotoriousGIL - April 23, 2011, 6:30 pm
Excellent...like the highlight of 'eat' in 'death' too. As for pairings, I would suggest Night Train served at room temperature for that particular dish....


Wut..? -


TAGS: dont judge wine baby
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 7, 2014, 11:58 am
A face only a mother could love...just saying.


Motifake Posters -


TAGS: fine wines aged motifake posters
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 13, 2014, 9:20 pm
I only drink on occasion; when the sun rises, afternoon lunch, supper, dinner, evening, sunset, moonrise . . . .
Sho - June 13, 2014, 12:05 pm
i dont drink but this sounds about right lol. 5L
Sho - June 13, 2014, 12:05 pm
i dont drink but this sounds about right lol. 5L


* 'tis the season * -


TAGS: tis the season wine
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - November 28, 2013, 1:47 am
Heehee thanks Prissy! Those little pull tabs can take the place of popcorn when it's strung around the tree too :)
MissPriss - November 27, 2013, 2:55 pm
Ah you snobby types. Pull tabs and bottle caps from beer and pop work too! I'll give ya 5L's but please don't spend them all in one department store!


Reduce the Wine -




UN WIND -


TAGS: unwind wine whine rodger oxymoron
Rating: 5/5


Don't Ask -


TAGS: wife husband day wine glass
Rating: 4.88/5

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lgvernon - September 7, 2013, 10:48 am

I disregard the lines and just stop pouring when at risk of an overspill.
lgvernon - September 7, 2013, 10:47 am

Yeah, Priss, I figger ol Mooo's gonna have lumps on the back of his head for a spell. Maybe even time out.
MissPriss - September 7, 2013, 4:36 am
From top to bottom or bottom to top?
MissPriss - September 7, 2013, 4:35 am
I make beer too! Usually about 1/2 hour after I drink my 1st one! I don't like renting!
MissPriss - September 7, 2013, 4:34 am
Bahaha...says the guy that just got married... try saying that again this time next year. Oh Moo(?)...hahaha!
MissPriss - September 7, 2013, 4:32 am
Thanks Igs!
EmilioDumphque - September 7, 2013, 1:43 am
Level 1: Social, 2: Medicinal, 3: Therapeutic.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 7, 2013, 12:36 am
exception that proves the rule.
lgvernon - September 7, 2013, 12:31 am

I MAKE beer; I don't drink beer. I also don't GA single F about tampon ads or gossip. I do, however, enjoy quality brown liquor and lively conversation.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 7, 2013, 12:13 am
Just fill the glass and say you're taking out the garbage...then drink beer in the garage until you're sure she's asleep. We don't GAF about your day of gossip and tampon reviews, We actually spent the day working.
lgvernon - September 6, 2013, 11:51 pm

Been there, done that~~have the glass. 5Ls


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